Dear Rich, Episode #20

                                                                            April 8th, 2023


Dear Rich, 


  Another day. Another dollar. 13 days left until court. I called my mom this morning and talk to her, at least, Joe, Joe, and my aunt Lisa. The whole Pham Bam. So that was really nice. I wish I was out shopping with them. Hopefully, soon. There’s not a lot to do today, so I’m back in the phone line. I’m going to try to call Erica; I know that tuyl is supposed to be at a wedding all day today – but update: I couldn’t get through to Erica and did get through to Jule. So I’ve made my phone calls for the day and can go back to my book. I’m about halfway through.


  Update on camouflaged J-Catt, Isaiah: he is still here, and the scent is still as “fresh” as can be. Sad day for the rest of the residents of the Hollywood Hills. I just caught him playing “handball,” let’s call it, with himself, with the ball from a roll Dash on deodorant stick. I rest my case. Time to go, there’s really not anything to write about today… I’m so disappointed in Dayroom 4 today – I guess it’s only 8:15 PM so the night is still Young. I bought into another “cooking” group tonight. They are making “stuffed crust pizza”. LOL  I am very interested to see how this is made. I had to put in a box of saltine, crackers, a pack of pepperonis and two soups. Details to follow.


  Tomorrow is the big day for my church, singing debut! I’m actually nervous. But based on what I’ve heard, as far as singing thus far, I really don’t think that there is anything for me to worry about.


 I just walked over and watch the guys make the “dough” out of soups (top ramen) and saltine crackers – amazing. The sauce is made from “salsita” chips and spicy beans, topped with squeezy cheese, pepperonis, and jalapeños. Apparently the pizza they were making today is a “stuffed crust” pizza with pepperonis inside the dough. Fine dining at its best here in Dayroom 4. And oh my God- fine dining it was. I am not joking, that was everything! Definitely going on the menu whenever we have jail night. WOW! 10/10 - highly recommend. I am sure I will regret eating that later, but let’s continue to live in the moment for now. 


  So… If I haven’t emphasize enough, what the maturity level is in here, let this be exhibit A. I was specifically asked by Je-Shawn to include this “scripture,” let’s call it as a Word for Word conversation verbatim. He actually took the time to literally write this down, hand me the paper, and said, “put this in today’s letter.” Okay. No problem. I’d like to state a disclosure from explicit content from this point forward.

“Bunk 59 likes massive c*cks in his ass he says and he plays with his d*cks (plural?) in the shower. Then he asks Isaiah to suck his d*ck, then he look at Bunk 53 (me) like he want that ass. Bunk 53 (again, me) says ‘that’s because he do!’ Then he said Eli Mota (bunk 54-Tony-below me) is his king!!! Then he just said he do…(?) ‘Desperita’ (Bunk 59’s new given name referring to the word desperate) said he want to f**k his king, which is Eli Mota (Tony, Bunk 54) then he screamed “ohhhh chava” He said he’s not trash, but Desperita IS a trash slut whore bag both that also likes to f**k bunk #64 (Nate)” 


  So… there you have it. What I listen to on a daily basis. DREAMS indeed. I just read this out loud to them to prove that I did in fact, include the “scripture” that was asked of me. After the reading, they all applauded themselves gloriously as they were, both, indeed, proud of their work, and, that it was included for you to read today. I don’t think there’s much for me to say after that, except looking forward for what ever is to come for Easter tomorrow.


  I know it’s already Easter for you, now – so I hope you are doing something nice, like having brunch at the Ritz or The Four Seasons. How I wish I was there with you. Next year, we will have to do some thing grand.


  Well, I love you so much. I’m going to head to bed and get some rest for my big solo performance tomorrow. I’m stressed. LOL  I was just told I am doing it over lunch for the whole dayroom instead of just the church fellows. My status must be rising. A hundred kisses….XOXO 


With all of my love, 


Sean ❤️ Pop Tart 



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